Uncle Sam's
Candied BaconSMALL BATCH · KENTUCKIANA
Candied bacon mix, made by a guy named Sam.
Candy YOUR bacon low and slow until it shatters. Sweet, salty, a little smoky, and gone faster than you planned.
Made by hand
Every batch of mix is preportioned and bagged by Sam.
Real ingredients
Shhh. It's a secret recipe. ;P
So many possibilities...
Be ready for every special event & occasion.
Grab a bag.
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SMALL BATCH
Christmas
2026
The Christmas batch is back. Get in line early.
Pre-orders open [DATE] and ship by [SHIP DATE]. One batch, then it's gone till next Christmas.
Stock it in your shop or bar
Wholesale for bottle shops, bourbon bars and gift stores.
Wholesale inquiry
THE BILL OF BACON TOUR
50 states. 5 signatures each. One life-sized Bill of Bacon.
Sam is hauling a life-sized Bill of Bacon across America and collecting five signatures in every state. [How to find him and sign.]
10
/ 250
SIGNATURES
2
/ 50
STATES SIGNED
Bill of Bacon
We the People, in order to form a more perfect Breakfast, establish Crispiness, and secure the Blessings of Bacon to ourselves and our Posterity…
[Signer]
KENTUCKY
[Signer]
KENTUCKY
[Signer]
INDIANA
[Signer]
INDIANA
[Signer]
TENNESSEE
OHIO
AK
ME
VT
NH
WA
ID
MT
ND
MN
IL
WI
MI
NY
RI
MA
OR
NV
WY
SD
IA
IN
OH
PA
NJ
CT
CA
UT
CO
NE
MO
KY
WV
VA
MD
DE
AZ
NM
KS
AR
TN
NC
SC
OK
LA
MS
AL
GA
HI
TX
FL
All 5 signed
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NEW · THE FREEDOM FRY-CADE
Three games. Zero calories. All bacon.
Drive the bacon-mobile through all 50 states, candy a perfect batch without burning it, and stack strips sky-high. Free to play on your phone, right now.